Dear Crystal,

     It seems that there are so many new, interesting and exciting ways for women to get off sexually when they are alone.  It seems almost normal for a large percentage of women to keep some sort of vibrator around the house and if not something as conspicuous as a vibrator or dildo than they have things like "massagers" or detachable shower heads that they can spray on themselves and get off on.  Why do guys have to resort to jacking off all the time?  All we ever get is a choice between lotion, baby oil or some other lubricant laying around the house.  What is something pleasurable and exciting we can use instead of just our calloused hands all the time?  Thanks for the help...

 Needing Something New in La Jolla

 Hi there Needing Something New,

     It's funny you should ask because I have always thought that all the different contraptions men could make or buy seemed way more exciting than what girls have.  Well, let me rephrase, I always thought being a guy and being able to put your dick anywhere soft and wet would be so cool and easy.  Girls' parts are so much more complicated than boys'.  But anyway, I'm glad you asked because there are a plethora of toys available for you to pleasure yourself with.  There are penis sleeves that you essentially stick your dick in and fuck that are made to feel just like the inside of a pussy or ass or mouth.  There are penis pumps which have a tight vacuum sealed suction on them that not only can give you pleasure but can also help with maintain a hard, full erection.  Some are electrically powered so there is no work for you...I've included a video for your viewing pleasure!  There are also love dolls which can range from blow up dolls to full bodied, realistic looking and feeling dolls that you can customize yourself for a pretty hefty price.  It all depends on what you are looking for.  Here are a couple suggestions...