Haha... can't believe i'm on here but fuck it, I see other cats here too.

So, Crystal I know this girl who of course is fucken hot and a while back we dated but I was traveling a lot and I come back and she now has a dick for a boyfriend. I have tried to get her to go out with me a million times but she is so fucken loyal to that cunt and she either won't return my e-mails or just replies with something gay like, Hey Kid how r you and that's it. I don't even have her number, she changed it again...

My plan is to show up at her place and not take no for an answer and take her back to her favorite old place... MY house. Then maybe we will have a chance to talk and I can prove to her that this fucken ass that she has as a boyfriend is a fucken idiot and she needs to fucken come back to me. I have heard stories about this ass wipe and I know she could be happier with me. We never had sex but it was going there and I need to hear it from a gal's point of view (like you... a complete stranger) what your views are on this? I could easily move on and be with any other chick but this gal is my heart and she is fucken hot and sweet and what fucken makes me mad is that I know she will bend over backwards for her ass wipe boyfriend and most likely he won't even care... I admit it I let her go but i'm back and funny thing is that I hope you post this message and she reads it. Hopefully you help me out and agree with me on this one.

Peace "desperate for her" from Irvine

Hey there Desperate for Her,

     My initial reaction would be to say, "Whoa Nellie!"  You sound so angry.  You are gonna scare this chick before you even have a chance to woo her with your affections.  I would definitely steer you away from "not taking no for an answer".  That is a bad idea.  When she wanted you, you were unavailable.  Now that you are back, you can't just stomp into someone's life and demand attention.  What kind of emails have you been sending her?  I bet your emails are just as general as hers.  Why don't you tell her how you feel?  Women love to hear that guys actually have feelings too.  And if this guy is as much of a jerk as you say, then in no time she will be left in the dust needing some kind words and a shoulder to cry on.  And here you come, her knight in shining armor.  Be patient, if it was meant to be, it will be.  Stomping into her life and creating problems for her will only piss her off and there go your chances for sure.  Hope this helps.

-Crystal