HI CRYSTAL!
I'm having a little problem with my girl. When we start to make out and kiss and get naked she gets wet like crazy, but them she wants me to go down there and lick her and eat her out but it smells down there. Just smelling it makes me kinda grossed out. I want to do it to so bad!! What should i do. And another thing when we try to have sex when shes on top of me she makes my dick bend why is that? We always do the same position and its getting boring. I just wanna have fun!! Plz help....

Hello Allan,

     Sorry to hear about your problem.  This is a commom issue with men and there are a few roads we can meander down.  One, let me start off my telling you that there are many men that wish they had your problem.  So many men wish their girls/wives got crazy wet.  Now as for the smell, I'm not sure if you are just offended by a strong vaginal odor or if the odor you are smelling is "fishy or seafood smelling".  If it is the latter of the two, it would lead me to believe that she may have a yeast infection...she would know if she had vaginal itching or a greeninsh tinge to her discharge.  Or she may have chlamydia and have greyish discharge, or even have no symptoms at all.  Either way, I think she should visit her gynecologist just to be safe.  Both are easily treated, one with antibiotics, one with an OTC ointment or cream.  As far as your other problem, of your dick bending...this would lead me to believe that you aren't getting full, strong erections.  If it is only every once in a while, you could just grip the base of your cock to support it as she rides up and down.  But if it's happening often, you can look into getting a cock ring.  I have a lot of posts on my blog about them, why don't you read up on them while you are here! :-)  You can shop online, I have a great link to a website you can order one discreetly from, or you can just browse around a sex shoppe.  But, don't think I forgot you saying you were bored of the same old position...if your dick is only bending in this position, does it mean you aren't really mentally there so maybe you aren't into it enough for your cock to get all the way hard?  Why don't you change it up a little and have her ride reverse cowgirl so you can tickle her ass with your fingers?  Or spoon her and lift her top leg in the air so she has some room to diddle around down there with her fingers?  I hope this helped...

 Keep me informed!

Jessica says:

     I was wondering if there really is anything out that that can make your pussy tighter. My boyfriend of 4 years says its alright but I wanted to know if there is a way to make it tighter. Does it matter that I have had 2 kids.

 Hi Jessica,

      This is a hard question for me.  A lot of the answers I give people here I give from experience and studies but on this one, I am baffled.  If you are wondering if there is a "product" out there that claims it can, yes there is.  There are vaginal rejuvenation surgeries that are very expensive that are said to tighten up your vagina.  But I don't know how comfortable I would be having someone with a scalpel poking at my hoohaa.  Kegel exercises have been around for a while and can be practiced and performed anywhere without anyone ever knowing you were doing them.  Not only that, but you can perform Kegels as you are having sex and drive your man crazy.  Whether you think you aren't as tight as you used to be or not, you should be squeezing down on him anyway, that is a great feeling for men.  There are also claims of "creams" or "ointments" that you can spread around down there and inside that are said to make you tighter.  I have never used these products and even as I do research on them, many of them don't contain reviews.  The majority of these products don't have a "How it Works" section on them and the couple that do talk about Oak Gall, a growth found on trees in only a few places in the world.  This extract is said to be the active ingredient and that it has been used in Asia since like the dawn of time by women after child birth.  If you aren't particularly sensitive down there, I would say go for it and check it out.  Maybe it will work, if not, at least it gave you a fun idea to try something out and jump in the sack.  If you do end up trying something out, please email me back and review it for me.  I will show you a couple products below that are said to tighten the vagina.

Thanks again Jessica!

 

 

We all know that there was some heavy sexual tension between Mulder and Scully as we sat holding our breath during every X-Files episode.  But did we ever think it was possible for Mulder to be a sex addict?!  Hell no!  So maybe he and Scully were really gettin’ it on behind the scenes, between scenes and even after the scenes were over…we will never know.

With David Duchovny’s new cry for help as a sex addict, it has been bringing up a lot of questions regarding what makes someone a sex addict.  When you get to the real definition of what a sex addict is, it seems pretty serious.  Is this Duchovny’s way of getting some publicity, or is he as really serious as the disease itself?  Let’s define sex addiction.

A sex addict is someone who can answer yes to more than a couple of these questions:  

1. Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life?

2. Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose?

3. Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media?

4. Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems?

5. Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter?

6. Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual?

7. Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship?

8. Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief?

9. Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?

10. Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development?

11. Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?

12. Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal?

The National Council on Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity has defined sexual addiction as “engaging in persistent and escalating patterns of sexual behavior acted out despite increasing negative consequences to self and others.”  The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Psychiatric Disorders, Volume Four says sex addiction also involves “compulsive searching for multiple partners, compulsive fixation on an unattainable partner, compulsive masturbation, compulsive love relationships and compulsive sexuality in a relationship.”So what do you think?  Are you a sex addict?  Leave comments, I’m curious to know how many of us are scratching our heads right now…

 

 

Often wonder why women go to the restroom in pairs?  Maybe this is why... 

 I worked with this girl for four years. We became the best girl friends. She was like my other half. I used to always joke that if she had a cock, I’d marry her. She was the perfect Scorpio. Sexual, into pleasing, funny, sensual and she had a great body. She used to come over to my desk and run her fingers up the back of my neck, play with my hair and massage my head. It was better than an orgasm. She was Armenian so she would do the double-kiss-on-the-cheek thing and I loved that she wasn’t freaked out if our lips got too close. If we were sitting down next to each other and put my hand on her thigh while stressing a point in our conversation she would never shy away. Many times she would take my hand right back. She was just very comfortable with my physical contact and I’m a very physical girl. One night she and I went out with our other really good friend. The three of us girls were out at a club, getting crazy attention, looking good. There was me, the dark-haired, tall, Native American girl. There was my friend, the short, big-bootied Puerto Rican girl with green eyes. And my Armenian soul mate with the hour glass figure and dark, sexy eyes. We’ve already downed our two drink minimum and we are writhing together to bass filled music, rubbing, touching, grinding in our own tight three person circle. Guys keep coming to try to scoot in between us but we aren’t interested. We are more interested in each other. I’m running my hands up and down my Armenian friend and as I lower myself in a dance move, my hands are in the crook of her knee and as I come back up my hands are on her bare legs, running up under her skirt. I’m getting dangerously close to where her legs meet and she’s making no point of stopping me. We are smiling and laughing and talking and our hair is pasted to our necks. We stop to get another drink and talk some more. We are entertained by telling guys that come up and hit on us that, “no, we weren’t with our boyfriends, but we are with our girlfriends.” Eat your heart out guys! After a couple more drinks and a couple more dances we all have to use the restroom. There are hordes of girls fighting for mirrors and stalls and my Puerto Rican friends finds a stall and my Armenian friend and I get shoved into a handicap stall together. We are giggling and holding each other to keep our intoxicated, high-heeled balance and as we fall into each other we start making out. Oh my god! I never thought it would happen. But then she sits down on the toilet, brings me to her by my thighs, pulls my skirt up and moves my thong to the side. She puts pressure under my thigh to get me to raise one leg to make my pussy easier for her to access and soon my foot is propped up on the toilet paper dispenser. She laps at my clit like a kitten drinking from a saucer of milk and I know we don’t have time. I hear my other friend’s toilet flush and I put my leg down and tell her I want to return the favor. She hikes up her skirt and pulls her own panties to the side and stands up. I turn my head side ways and fit it between her thighs and taste away. Before I can be satisfied my Puerto Rican friend is banging on the door asking us what the fuck we are doing. We giggle, give each other the signal to be quiet and finish going to the bathroom. Our night ends soon after and unfortunately we all have to go home to boyfriends. I know we both are thinking about it the whole way home but can’t say anything in front of our other friend. The next day at work neither of us says anything about it and still hasn’t. Is it a case of drunken loss-of-memory, or are we both waiting for the other one to say something? What do I do? I want so badly to have more of what I was only able to sample.

Let's all leave wonderful thanks in our comments to our more than generous reader who submitted this lovely orgams shot for us...

In this submission, my ever-so-generous reader admits that he was webcamming with a woman who was stripping for him.  Just knowing she was watching him was more than what he needed to get his rocks off, as we all are witnessing.  Well I do assure him personally that he has more than returned the favor for us (you know you are already taking YOUR clothes off right now!) .  Thanks again to all my readers...and I'm always taking orgasm submissions.  Where are all my girls at?!?!?

 

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Crystal,

I'm 18 yrs. old and just recently discovered my partner has herpes.  We have not been intimate yet, but things where headed that way until he told me about his condition. Now I understand why he wouldn't really kiss me or want to go all the way. Every time I tried to start something he would make up some lame excuse and now I know the truth.  I am a bit grossed out and I don't know what to do about it. I like him a lot and am thankful he actually told me about his condition. The only problem is I am just grossed out by it all. He is a great person all round, really he is great. I just can't look at him in the eye right now. I'm only 18 and don't want to risk getting anything... but then again, I like him so much that sometimes I don't even think about his condition.  What should I do? I mean, I am so into him... he is perfect in every other way! We had this vacation planned for the end of this month and now I don't know if I can even go with him. I'm confused and mad... and horny... what is a girl to do?!

Hope you can shed some light on me... your page here came highly recommended!

Best regards,

Ms. Shocked and Confused
Los Angeles

Well hello there Shocked and Confused,

I can totally understand why you are freaked out but I would like to commend your boyfriend in being honest with you and for being brave enough to be ready for your reaction.  I'm gonna just get right to it because herpes in one of my favorite topics to talk about...not because it's exceptionally fun but because of how little people know and how much they like to pretend they know...Anyway, here goes;

There are 2 different type of Herpes Simplex Viruses...HSV-1 and HSV-2.  They are both virutally identical, sharing about 50% of the same DNA.  With both of these, 2/3 of infected people have no symptoms or symptoms so mild they go unnoticed.  And with both, they can occur and be spread even when no symptoms are present.  HSV-1 usually establishes latency in a collection of nerves near the ear and tends to show itself on the lips or face.  HSV-2 usually sets up residence at the base of the spine and makes it's grand appearance in the genital area.  Either type can reside in either or both parts of the body.  Because of the social stigma that comes along with oral herpes and brushing them off as "cold sores", people don't realize that HSV-1 can (but rarely so) travel into the eye or brain and cause blindness and death.  It can also spread to fingers and what is called "wrestler's herpes" and get on the chest or face.  HSV-2 which carries a heavier stigma is actually the less dangerous one.  It rarely causes complications or spreads to other locations.  22% of Americans have HSV-2 or genital herpes. 

Differences in immune responses can dictate the frequency of outbreaks of either type of herpes.  Another factor is how long someone has had the infection.  Over time, the outbreaks become less frequent because your body builds antibodies that fight the infections.  With HSV-1, of the 100 million Americans that have the infection, a huge percentage of them acquired it as very young children.  On the other hand, almost all of the approxiametly 40 million Americans with HSV-2 acquired it as teens or adults.  Both of these viruses are the most contagious during outbreaks but contrary to most myths, are also very very spreadable when there are no recognizable symptoms.  HSV-1 is spread 5% of the time through saliva when there are no symptoms.  HSV-2 is spread 6-10% of the time when there are no symptoms.  Acquisiton of one type is more difficult if you already carry the other virus.  For example, if I have HSV-1, it would be harder for me to get HSV-2 because my body has been building antibodies from the minute I acquired HSV-1.  This doesn't mean you are totally protected, it's just more difficult to get.  By the time they are teenagers about 50% of Americans have the HSV-1 antibodies in their blood...and by the time you hit 50, 80-90% have the antibodies.  So what does all this mean...

You can still enjoy sex while being careful about herpes. Knowing your boyfriends outbreak patterns can help. Take into consideration the risks and think about how long you might be with this guy and how much you really care about him...weigh out the risks and decide on a safety plan.

During an outbreak:

Have your boyfriend stop any sexual contact with you as soon as he feels warning signs of an outbreak. Even before the sore appears, the virus is active and can be spread. Avoid any vaginal, anal or oral sex and any type of sexual touch (like mutual masturbation or rubbing) – even with a condom. The virus can spread from sores or areas of the skin not covered by a condom. Wait for seven days after all sores heal before having sex again.  Especially during the first outbreak, touching a herpes sore can spread the virus from one person to another or from one part of the body to another. Make sure he doesn't touch the sores. If he does, have him wash his hands with hot, soapy water before he touches anything else.

Between outbreaks:

Even if he does not have symptoms, he can still spread herpes. Using condoms between outbreaks can reduce – but not eliminate – the risk of transmission. While condoms can’t protect against all skin contact, they at least protect the most likely areas for infection. Condoms also help reduce the risk of getting other STDs.  Have him get a prescription for anti-herpes drugs if he already doesn't. Daily use of valacyclovir has been shown to reduce the risk of giving herpes to partners. However, this is not 100% effective. Even people on treatment need to use condoms and avoid sex if herpes sores appear. Using condoms and taking medication is safer than either method alone.   I'm sorry that I can't help you emotionally make a decision without really knowing how you feel about him but I hope this gargantuan post of info helps.  Good luck and feel free to post replies or comments.

-Crystal

Cytherea and The Squirt Machine's is the movie for you....this is one squirting bitch!  Here is a little synopsis:

There is nothing more exciting and erotic than seeing a babe squirt cum out of her pussy, it is a talent very few have and in Cytherea & The Squirt Machines all of these young horny hot babes can do just that.  They can all produce loads of cum gushing out of their pussies in large amounts for all of their girlfriends and boyfriends to drink down. They also have an unsually high sex drive and love to do the nasty times 10 to get to their sexual satisfaction.

Alexis Malone is feeling very horny today and she starts to play with her pussy and soon enough it starts to squirt delicious pussy cum...in walks her man and she gets on top of him, riding him to a frenzy.  His cock explodes inside of her, she starts to orgasm and you see cum dripping out of her pussy as she and her man finally stop from exhaustion.  Next, she takes his penis, deep throats it, makes it grow back into a cock and jacks it off into her mouth and as spurts of her man's cum goes down her throat.  She is masturbating her pussy into a frenzy where she is squirting again.  Cyntheria a raven babe with nice titties and a tight butt, she get her girlfriend to lick and suck her pussy until finally the earth shattering climax she has been craving and she makes her girlfriend drink it all down.  You have gushing streams of pussy cream, non stop fucking, sucking and plenty of hardcore that makes Cytherea & The Squirt Machines a great add for your collection.

 

 

Hey I would like to introduce my spouse to vibrator sex. Any helpful hints, have tried some vibrating massagers and gotten "doesn't do anything for me, or maybe something more on the spot". HELP!!

 -Matthew

 

Hi there Matt,

     Hmmm, not really sure how to tackle this question, it's kind of not enough info for me.  I'm not sure about why your wife would say "doesn't do anything for me" or "maybe something more on the spot".  I'm not sure what kind of vibrator you are looking for but there are different kinds for sure.  If she wants something more on the spot, does she mean clitoral or g-spot?  If I were her and I was saying that something wasn't doing something for me I would assume that it was a vaginal vibrator and she doesn't have g-spot orgasms.  In that case a clitoral orgasm would definitely be "More on the Spot!"  There are vibrators that slip over your finger so you can easily stimulate your own clit or if you wear it you can stimulate it by wrapping your arms around her from behind.  There are little pocket rockets that are small little guys that can be directed right at her clitoris.  There are strap on type vibrators that slip over her thighs and stay positioned right over her clit so you can still penetrate her and the controls are remote which means either one of you can control the speed.  But maybe she does want g-spot stimulation and in that case there are vibrators that are curved in such ways that there is no way to miss the g-spot.  They make them with pointy heads and flat heads and jelly-like heads and nubby heads, oh man I could go on forever.  If you give me more info I might be able to point you in the right direction.  Hope this helped in the meanwhile.  Have fun trying!

-Crystal

Here is me, not really half-nekkid but pretty much buck-nekkid getting all perdy for y'all!

 

Here it is guys!  Weekly orgasm submission #2!  As you can see in this video, there is no real "method" except for the fact that my ever-so-generous orgasm donor here said he watched some porn, edged for a bit and then finally let loose.  Hmmm, with as big a cum shot as that was, I think I'm gonna get my man to practice a little "edging" himself!  Thank you to my readers for submitting your wonderful orgasms...See you next week!

-Crystal

 

 

Dear Crystal,

     It seems that there are so many new, interesting and exciting ways for women to get off sexually when they are alone.  It seems almost normal for a large percentage of women to keep some sort of vibrator around the house and if not something as conspicuous as a vibrator or dildo than they have things like "massagers" or detachable shower heads that they can spray on themselves and get off on.  Why do guys have to resort to jacking off all the time?  All we ever get is a choice between lotion, baby oil or some other lubricant laying around the house.  What is something pleasurable and exciting we can use instead of just our calloused hands all the time?  Thanks for the help...

 Needing Something New in La Jolla

 Hi there Needing Something New,

     It's funny you should ask because I have always thought that all the different contraptions men could make or buy seemed way more exciting than what girls have.  Well, let me rephrase, I always thought being a guy and being able to put your dick anywhere soft and wet would be so cool and easy.  Girls' parts are so much more complicated than boys'.  But anyway, I'm glad you asked because there are a plethora of toys available for you to pleasure yourself with.  There are penis sleeves that you essentially stick your dick in and fuck that are made to feel just like the inside of a pussy or ass or mouth.  There are penis pumps which have a tight vacuum sealed suction on them that not only can give you pleasure but can also help with maintain a hard, full erection.  Some are electrically powered so there is no work for you...I've included a video for your viewing pleasure!  There are also love dolls which can range from blow up dolls to full bodied, realistic looking and feeling dolls that you can customize yourself for a pretty hefty price.  It all depends on what you are looking for.  Here are a couple suggestions...

 

 

Hi there again readers!

     As a continuation to our below discussion on cock rings, we had a very generous reader submit a few pictures of his lovely ball spreader.  A ball spreader is another kind of cock ring which not only encompasses the cock itself but also wraps around behind the scrotum and has a "divider" between the balls.  This neatly and attractively separates each ball into his own little cubby and makes for a great looking "package".  Picking out your own personal size doesn't normally take a deep knowledge of college calculus either since most of them are adjustable.  For men that like the feeling of their balls being secure during masturbation, oral sex or fucking in general, this type of cock ring is ideal.  It gives the feel of security and is quite titillating so I've heard.  Let's all enjoy my reader's (who has asked to remain anonymous) together shall we?!

 

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Dear Crystal...help!  When me and my boyfriend have sex, sometimes I get a thick white discharge on his penis.  It freaks him out and embarrasses me.  Sometimes I am totally clear and thin when I get wet.  Others, I'm not.  I don't know what it is so I can't ease my boyfriend's mind.  I've even had a boyfriend that would think that I had been with someone else that day and that was "his left overs coming out" and we would get in huge fights.  (That is a whole other issue anyway that is over.)  I go to the gyno every 6 months and I know I don't have an infection and it doesn't smell and I don't itch.  It's just different...why does this happen?

 -Natalie, California

 Hi Natalie,

      Thanks for writing!  I've heard this discussed before by so many women.  And they are all freaked out just the same.  Normally I get mad at guys for being so dense but when we are too afraid to ask questions ourselves, how are they ever going to learn?  Being grossed out though is a little overkill.  I would say though, that comes from the lack of knowledge.  Can you imagine if we never knew that hot, white stuff was supposed to come shooting out of their dicks and all of a sudden it did?  We would be freaked out too!  But since we know, although we don't want to eat it with a spoon or scoop it up with a tortilla, we swallow it, or let them spread it all over our face with the tips of their cocks and take it splattered all over out tits.  Now I'm ranting...Anyway, there is nothing wrong with you.  As our cycle and hormones change, so does our discharge.  We are discharging small amounts of fluids everyday, some days more than others.  Think of our pussies as a self-cleaning oven.  That is why douching is not really necessary.  If you were to ask your gyno why this happens to you, they would probably tell you it had to do with ovulating, your period coming on, how turned on you were or maybe other things.  I don't know which one is EXACTLY true and just like I said in my bio, I'm not a doctor.  But it seems that even gynecologist's views aren't the same all over the board as to why.  But one thing they do agree on is as long as it doesn't have an odor and doesn't have a greenish tinge, you are fine.  If I were you I'd watch the calendar, see if you can follow when it happens...a week before your period?  Two weeks after your last day on your period?  Maybe only when you are really turned on?  Don't be afraid.  And please try to get over the embarrassment soon.  The sooner you do, the less your boyfriend will pay attention to it.  (Or you can have him log on and read this.)  Have fun!

-Crystal

As my readers know, I am a huge masturbation advocate. And in support of my fellow masturbators, I am taking weekly masturbation submissions. I will post them here on a weekly basis and talk a little about their techniques. It's so fun to read about the different ways and the different methods people use to get themselves off! That way, those of us who aren't very adventurous can get some tips and new ideas from these submissions. Then there are those of us who have a different method for each day of the week, depending on how much time we have, whether we are alone, with someone else and how randy we are! In this clip, my anonymous jack off friend tells me that in this method, he likes to stroke his frenulum much in the same manner as you would a clit. As you can see, he's not giving his cock a full pump, just a little finger tease right on his sweet spot...yum! Let's all share the wonderful moment of us climbing over that wonderful point of no return. Happy masturbating!

 

 

 I get lots of men that write in and want to buy cock rings but don't know how.  Some look like scary contraptions and others look like you have to be a rocket scientist to pick the right size.  So instead of picking one email and posting it, I have written a How-To on cock rings for you...hope this helps guys!

Step 1: Decide what kind (or material) you would like your cock ring to be made of.  Some cock rings are made of rubber, metal, leather and some are also made of a really stretchy, soft, jelly-like material.  You must also decide if you want your cock ring for functional use or for ornamental use.  A functional cock ring will perform the function of assisting in helping you to maintain a strong, hard erection and often times delay orgasm and ejaculation.  It is very common to see cock rings with snaps or break-away buttons to allow ease of release when ready to ejaculate.  These types of rings usually fit around the penis and testicles together.  If the proper usage is practiced, they can be totally since veins are closer to the surface of the skin than arteries, they allow blood to flow into the penis but not out.  This helps to maintain an erection once your penis fills with blood, therefore the ring should be put on when the penis is flaccid or soft.    An ornamental cock ring is designed to be attractive to look at and comfortable enough to wear all day if desired.  Ornamental cocks rings usually only fit over the penis alone and are not to be used during intercourse or masturbation.  You may even want to wear a cock ring to aid in your female partner’s pleasure.  Cock rings with attached vibrating bullets can be purchased and during intercourse, the bullet will rub on your partner’s clitoris as you thrust inside her.   Pair that with prolonged ejaculation for you and you have a long night of great sex ahead. 

Step 2: How to measure for a cock ring…the million dollar question.  If you don’t have an adjustable cock ring, like one with snaps or buttons, there are a couple steps to the process.  The first is measuring for your cock ring.  Size is very important in not hurting yourself and not cutting off too much circulation to your penis.  A cock ring that is too loose will do nothing to help you with your erection.  A cock ring that is too tight can prevent any blood from flowing out of your penis which would stop your penis from ever going flaccid.  If you are going to buy a functional cock ring and wear it during sex you will want to take one of those flexible tape measures and measure the circumference around your penis and testicles at the base while you are erect.  Once you get that measurement, it seems the universal number to divide that buy to get the perfect fit is 3.1.  The number you come up with should be the smallest diameter to ever buy.  As an example, if you were to slip the tape measure behind your testicles and up around the base of your penis and you got 5.5” and you divided that by 3.1, your number would be 1.774.  This would tell you that you would purchase a cock ring no smaller than 1.8 inches.  If you were just buying an ornamental cock ring you would do this arithmetic with the measurement of just your penis alone.   

Step 3: How to put your cock ring on…Most importantly; do this while you are still flaccid.  Hold the cock ring under your scrotum and insert one testicle and then push the other one through.  Once both testicles are through, bend the penis down into the rings and grab the head of the penis and finish pulling it through.  To take it off, do the steps backward…if the ring is the right size, it won’t fall off even when you are still soft.  If you would like, you may do either or both steps using some personal lubricant.  If you are just wearing an ornamental cock ring, the steps obviously are a lot easier…just slip over the penis while it is soft.

Precautions:  If you feel discomfort of any kinds, take it off!  If you feel like your genitals are cold, it’s too tight, take it off!  A cock ring isn’t going to make your penis bigger, if you notice extreme swelling, although you may like the way it looks, take it off!  If you can’t get it off, go to an emergency room, this is very common.  Don’t be dumb, go to the hospital!  If you leave it on too long because you can’t get if off yourself you could permanently damage the tissue in your penis.                 

Tips:  Guys, don’t sleep with these on…men get erections about every 45 minutes in their sleep, you won’t know if it’s too tight, don’t take the chance.  I know you are getting attached to it, but take it off when you go to bed!

 

 

 

Just how much...

 ...do you trust me?

More and more it seems women are buying the wrong vibrators and aren't happy with them.  I hear more and more women asking each other: "If you can't try one out and return it when you realize it's not the right one, how can I educate myself and buy the right one the first time?"  I've often wondered that myself and I've fully educated myself.  Come check out my eHow article that I wrote to help enlighten everyone...How To Choose The Right Vibrator.

As we are awaiting another great question submission...I thought you might like if I shared a totally hot sexual experience that I've had with you all...enjoy!

 I was dating this Chilean guy for a while and we would make these “adult date nights” where I would get dressed up, we’d go out and have drinks, rent a dirty movie, pick out a new toy and go home and fuck all night.  One night after some sushi and sake, we stopped by Le Sex Shoppe and picked up Fashionistas with Belladonna and Rocco Siffredi, and a new cat o’ nine tails. Fast forward...we are in my living room on my cheap-ass metal-framed futon and the movie is playing in the background.  Belladonna is deepthroating Rocco and my Chileno is fastening my fuzzy, red handcuffs around my wrists and attaching them to the futon frame.  So now I’m naked on my knees, facing the back of the futon.  He’s walked away and I can hear him rummaging through my toy drawer.  As he walks back over, the light catches something in his hand.  It’s my glass butt plug. He comes over and puts it in my mouth and it clinks against my teeth as I try my best to lube it as much as possible.  He removes it and I feel the slightly warm tip start to spread my ass open.  He spins it to spread the wetness and applies pressure but my initial anxiety is making it hard to enter.  He rubs it around my pussyhole and is pleased to see it come away generously lubed.  Into my ass it goes.  My asshole swallows it to the stem.  With my ass in the air stuffed with my plug he can see into my asshole.  He gives my pussy a rub and walks away to the other side of the room and watches my ass hold the plug in while he strokes his cock.  I turn my head and see Belladonna bound by the wrists and ankles while another woman fucks her ass with a butt plug of her own.  I can’t help but be turned on.  He walks back over to me carrying our new cat o’ nine tails and the whipping commences. As my cheeks redden, he fondles his cock some more. He comes behind me and shoves his cock in me; his pelvis is pushing the plug in deeper.  I’m being double penetrated and I’m going nuts.  He pulls the plug out and marvels and the gaping hole it leaves behind.  He fingers it and watches my ass swallow the plug back up.  He pulls it back out and shoves it in my pussy while he jams his little cock into my ass. He presses my cheeks together trying to make the sensation tighter on his dick, but my ass is already all stretched out.  He plugs it again and starts working on my pussy.  Two fingers, three fingers and then I feel the fourth.  I’m so filled up but I feel him trying to work in his last finger.  It’s impossible.  But he’s getting it in there.  My pelvis is widening and more and more of his finger disappears.  I can’t believe how good it feels.  It’s like I have to pee but it’s driving me crazy.  I’m being fisted like a nasty slut in a porno and I like it so much.  He finally unlocks my wrists and puts me on the floor.  He’s trying so hard to gag me with his cock but it isn’t big enough.  He’s slapping me while his cock is in my mouth.  He takes turns between my ass and mouth for a while.  I’ve got saliva running down my tits and my ass is raw.  He finally cums all over my face and knocks out on the futon.  I’m left alone with Rocco and Belladonna.  While I play with my pussy I watch Rocco spit in Belladonna’s ass and it makes me cum. I love that movie.

                  I Can Get a Little Possessive Sometimes

I wanted to tell anyone interested about the new gift that was bought for me.  I had a particularly nice gentleman buy me a new toy for my collection.  The Wild G Vibrator.  My old vibrator  was in desperate need of retirement and I was delighted when my package came straight to my desk via USPS.  I got home last night, finished all of my "chores", the gym, dinner, laundry, straightening up...and decided to reward myself.  I called out into the living room, "Babe, wanna try my new toy out on me?!"  And at once heard heavy, hasty footsteps.  I heard him lock himself in the bathroom (probably taking a bird bath) and opened the postal box, dumped out the packaging paper and the vibrator package.  I shoved three AA batteries in the battery charger I always have plugged in my wall and unpatiently waiting for the red indicator light to extinguish.  I came back over to my bed and took my new beautiful vibrator out of the package.  I must say at first glance, I was intimidated by its size.  I will say that it definitely wasn't made for women that want to be penetrated by smaller sized dildos.  But it was beautiful, more purple than the blue color in the picture.  And the ball bearings that are in the rotating middle section are on this cool, high-tech looking gear system.  It was made to never get jammed.  Now let me tell you about it's curves.  The picture doesn't do it's curvy-ness justice.  I was already getting excited running my hands over it, flicking at the clit stimulator.  You can't really tell from the picture but the clit stimulator has two little (what I would call) spikes on them, lower down on the shaft, so depending on how deep you insert the dildo part, the clit stimulation changes...

 I hear the water in the bathroom turn off as the last red indicator light on the battery charger goes out.  I shove the batteries in their respective place, lean over my bed to my toy drawer and pull out my Astroglide and roll over on my back, naked on a towel on my bed.  As he walks in I smile at him and brandish my new toy at him, he pretend-pouts and says, "but it's bigger than me!"  He stands at the side of the bed with his hips eye-level with my face and holds the control portion of the vibrator as I stroke it with Astroglide.  I can see him growing in his shorts as he begins to try to insert it in me.  He is cautious, too much so for my excitement as he slowly works just the top third into me.  I grab his wrist and force him to shove the remainder of it in me all at once.  I feel the curves of the shaft slide over my g-spot twice and immediately get that subtle, telltale urge to pee.  Before he has to chance to ask for my approval of the toy and its depth, I claw his shorts down and stifle my moans with his cock.  He sets the controls on the rotating head/rotating beads on 2 and sets the clit stimulator on setting 1 of 3.  I'm doing a horrible job of blowing him as I am enjoying my own pleasures way too much.  He's experimenting with just flicking my clit with the upper portion of the clit stimulator, which puts the rotating head right on my g-spot and then changes to pushing the whole stimulator up on my crotch which makes my whole pussy tremor.  Like this, the beads are rotating on my spot.  I know that he is enjoying the show too because I can taste droplets of precum and he keeps having to pull away from me to regain composure.  After a couple more minutes of me giving him a chaotic, sloppy blow job I decide that I like the flicking/rotating head feeling better.  I gently pull his wrist back just a little and when he hears my moaning ascend, he figures it out.  I'd say a whole whopping 3 minutes later I was wildly thrashing and whimpering on his cock as I finally had to pull the vibrator out of me and pant myself back to regular breathing.

 All-in-all, I would wrap up my review by saying I can't wait to get home today and do it all over again.  It was wonderful, pleasantly large, gorgeous to look at and well built.  I got great power with just the use of three AA batteries instead of four and it cleaned up pretty well with my spray on anti-bacterial toy cleaner. 

P.S.  For those of you worried that I left him hanging, trust me, he jumped in the saddle and road me long and hard afterward...(well he was pretty excited, I don't really know about the "long" part.) 

 

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