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Hi Crystal,

     This might be more of a rhetorical question, or maybe just my angry ranting...but what's up with guys wanting to try to bone while they are drunk!  Is it just me or do guys get shit-faced, turn super romantic, slobber all over you, and then try to shove their limp dick in you?!?!  Don't they get embarrassed?  I hope there are enough male readers on your page for me to atleast make a 1% dent in the population to help guys understand that them fumbling around our hot vag with their clammy dicks ISN'T HOT!  I met this really hot guy on myspace a few weeks ago...we are both busy and I'm sure have more than one thing on our plate, but we finally met up.  He came ovver about a week ago, alcohol on his breath, came in my condo, picked me up on threw me on my bed like a ragdoll.  At first I was like "wow this is hot!"  But then his tongue was all swollen with alcohol, he was sloppy, salivating, shoving his tongue here and there.  We rolled around, got hot and bothered, and he began trying to shove his semi-hard dick in me.  I was wet, you would think that would have helped, but it made me feel dumb for him!  We got it in but he kept kinda loosing his hard on.  It took forever for him to finally come and it's not like I was really gonna try to concentrate and try to come knowing he might lose his erection at any minute.  But what really got me was we ran into each other at In-N-Out last night and he was drunk again!  This time worse.  He talked me into locking ourselves in the men's restroom with him and figured we'd just make out or whatever.  But before I know it, he's shoving me face-first into the wall, trying to shove his soft cock in my pussy.  It was like he was stuffing cheese into a manacotti shell.  Hello!  Wasn't it Richard Pryor that said "You can't shoot pool with a rope!"  This time he wasn't even a quarter successful.  People were knocking, I was getting impatient trying to talk him out of it without hurting his feelings.  What is it about guys getting drunk and wanting to fuck?!?!?  Is it because they are inhibitionless and brave?  Their insecurities hidden by alcohol.  Eerrgghh.  Just fuck me once sober!

From the girl in the In-N-Out Restroom

Hi there In-N-Out girl!

     Well, you left me with very little to say.   Looks like you know exactly why guys do it.  I think it's an age old testament that guys are way braver when they are inebriated.  The alcohol also brings out their machismo.  They feel like casanova, only someone forgot to tell their dicks that detail.  I think most women have been in a situation where we've desperately wanted to tell a guy, "Hey, how about we sit out this inning..." but have been to afraid to hurt their feelings.  Aren't we so nice?  So we lay there, staring at the ceiling, thinking about picking up the clothes from the cleaners and whether or not Lime Away or CLR works better on hard water build up, while they push, shove, smear, stuff their soft cocks into our now drying up pussies.  Oh dear...what do I say?  Let's just hope our male readers will take this to heart and switch to water at least an hour before they leave the club and "take us home".  A drink or two can actually help get an erection but it sounds like your guy is going way overboard.  That is dangerous in more than one way.  Hopefully his lack of inhibitions isn't leading to a lack of wearing a condom.  Be careful and maybe you need to decide if you care enough about him to ask him to not drink when he's going to see you...and if you don't, then maybe it's time to lose his number.  Good luck and keep me posted!

     In an economy that is falling so fast it seems to be in a downward spiral, apparently, most of us are still “getting it up.”  I keep hearing news clips and reading headlines about prostitution prevailing during our current recession, but come on, did it really take rocket science to figure that out?!  Okay, so many porn actors and actresses are suffering because nobody is buying their DVDs.  But who really purchases porn anyway?  Don’t we all rent?  I only need to see a movie once before I start anticipating certain scenes where the tall blonde guy with ripped abs and a scary-big dick smacks the ass of the perfect brunette with fake boobs.  Booooring!  With sites like shufuni.com, redtube.com, fucktube.com and yuvutu.com where I can watch two, three or five minute clips made by amatuers for free, who would pay?  Maybe you are having a “long day” and three minutes just isn’t going to “get you there”…well pick your favorite clip and put that puppy on loop!  Ten minutes later you’re done, cleaned up, you've cleared your history and cookies, closed your laptop and BAM!  No movies to return or to store in a drawer where you know your sister’s three year old toddler will find it and bring it out conveniently in the middle of Uncle Bob’s birthday party.  Ugh. 

     Okay, back to the point at hand.  Even the guys who need the real deal are still dishing out their green for the cookie.  Recent interviews by different news sources show that although not many of the “thousand dollar an hour” girls are getting biz, most of the regular brothel girls from the East Coast all the way to Nevada are still making moola.  One Manhattan prostitute says that although her regulars aren’t staying the typical one to two hours anymore ($260/hr) they are still coming in regularly for a half hour or so and tipping a lot lighter than in the past.  But she doesn't complain because it’s still putting her kid through college.  Go Milfs!

     Bottom line is, with all the turmoil and hardship we are going through, people still need a release.  We need something positive.  Relaxing.  We need affirmations of life and what better way than sex.  Whether we be alone or have a helping hand.  Prostitution is the oldest profession, it’s persevering for a reason…